Top Ten Songs to Make Babies To- One of the best parts of music is the knowledge that it can be so sexual! Everyone loves a good lay, but when music is involved it just seems to make it all better! There are so many sexually oriented songs out there and we just thought we’d showcase a few of our favorites. Plus, we are just giant perverts and it’s just so fun to be so bad sometimes! I don’t think we’ve tried to hide the fact that we are deviants so far though! We just like a good time and want everyone else to as well! So listen up, grab your significant other, a bottle of lotion or whatever makes you all steamy, all enjoy the ride!
JOINT:
Type O Negative- Love You to Death
So, this might be a little dark for some to get into the mood, but for me it is HOT! Can’t help it! Always have thought that since the first time I heard it! Or maybe I’m just the type of strange girl that finds it hot when a guy wants to be my servant, who knows? The song is full of dark, grinding guitar riffs and drips with sexiness. It really does make me want him to prove he means what he’s saying, if you know what I’m saying!! Hearing this song make the most uptight girl in the world squirm a little in her seat with anticipation!
DIDDLE:
TLC – Red Light Special
Okay, so it’s out now… I, Diddle, enjoy listening to oversexed R&B songs while I’m doin the nasty. I can’t lie any longer. Yeah, this song is by 3 women… Also oversexed… But who cares. Just try listening to this damn song without wanting to get your dirty on! I mean, the beat, the synth the smooth singing by T-Boz, Left Eye and Chili (yeah I know their names by memory, so what?!?)… I mean, goddamn son… Back in the day I woulda put the pounding to these chicks. That may be a bit unnerving considering Left Eye passed away a few years ago, but that dosen’t mean my young and developing libido wasn’t RAGING when this song came out. I’ve done the dirty to this song many many times and it’s always just a great song for that. And I don’t mean that hard bumpin kinda dirty, this song is awesome for that slow and gentle kinda bumpin’ uglies. I’m listening to the song right now as we speak and honestly, I’m hating the fact that I’m here alone tonight! Might need a cold shower after this!!!!
JOINT:
Blue October – Come in Closer
The first thing I thought of when I heard this song was that it was probably the sexiest song I had ever heard. I think it’s kind of funny considering the song is all about cheating and heartache, but listening to it makes you just want to forgive and forget and have that dirty make up sex we all love so much! There is something about Justin’s voice that makes me feel like a little school girl and when he is repeating that I come in closer, I really want to! This song has a lot of personal meaning to it, but I know I can’t be the only one that finds it sexy! With the awesome rhythm and beautiful lyrics this song is sure to bring the sexy out in all of us angsty people!!
DIDDLE:
Tom Waits – Big in Japan
Venturing away a bit from the smooth R&B slag in my first song, heres a song that most probably wouldn’t add to this list… I, on the other hand, have done the dirty to many a song… Including Stabbing Westward and Deftones… So Tom Waits’ Big in Japan isn’t really a far cry from the norm when it comes to me. Just listen to the beat of this song, it’s a great rythem song! You get your rythem down and immerse yourself in the song and the moment and you’ll feel like a fucking SUPER PIMP! Hell, you’re big in Japan, son! This isn’t exactly a great song to get a person “in the mood” cause it’s just so… odd… But when you’re gettin it on already, oh yes… Just give it a try. Trust!
JOINT:
Nine Inch Nails- Closer
This has to be the most obvious song choice in the world! Not only does Trent scream that he wants to fuck like an animal, but he makes it very apparent that he is a freak in the sack as well. Again, maybe that is only me that finds that sexy, but I seriously doubt that! Have you ever seen this man? I would absolutely let him violate me! There are so many sexual statements in this song that it makes it damn near impossible to think of anything else while listening to it! Go ahead and try! I dare you! And if you accomplish that then I seriously question if you have a libido at all!!
DIDDLE:
Deftones – Digital Bath
Ignore the lyrics if you must… Again, I’m a beat guy… I like getting my rythem going and rockin it. And this is a strictly rythem song. If you listen to the lyrics then you’ll probably pull from it what most people do… A song about leading a girl into a bathtub and tossing her a radio/toaster/whatever. But if you ignore that, take the words at face value, and just dig on the music this is a sexy ass song. Again, kinda like my Tom Waits submission, it’s not really a song that makes a lonely person wanna grab a bottle of cocoa butter and some napkins, but if you’re rockin the casbah already, this song works like you wouldn’t know! And the point at about 3:00 where the guitar screaches and the song kicks back in… It’s a great place to just throw yourself into it and hope you never come back… And that’s how this song is. You listen to it and get lost… And what better time to get lost than when you’re getting in on?
JOINT:
Tear You Apart- She Wants Revenge
A great song that isn’t all about sex necessarily, but has it’s moments for sure. It’s more about two people going on a first date and being nervous but then realizing how much they want to do it. So, to me that is so hot because we have all been there before! And, again, I’m just the kind of girl that would find it incredibly hot for a guy to grab me by the hair and have them tell me that they want to fucking tear me apart! Well, some cuz that could be really scary for other guys! I’m not into murders or serial killers or anything! Plus, this song has a catchy beat and chorus that you just have to sing along to and dance, even if it’s just the side to side goth dance.
DIDDLE:
Skip Divided – Thom Yorke
Smooth lyricals, a great beat, and lyrics that don’t really fit the theme for some reason… You seeing a pattern here? I mean, when my ex sent me this song and said it was kinda “our song” and i listened to it I thought “hell yeah, this shit is sexy as hell!” Then when she left me and I listened to it again it was one of those “OOOOHHHH… I think she was trying to tell me something!” moments. That aside (and the ex shall remain nameless HAHAHA) this song just feels sexy. It’s less about the lyrics, it’s less about the meaning… It’s just about that atmosphere… Give it a listen folks. And then don’t forget to wear protection. Unless you’er actually trying to make babies!
JOINT:
Passenger- The Deftones ft. Maynard James Keenan
For anyone that’s ever gotten busy in a car you know how sexy this song can be! I mean, who hasn’t? WIth both of these voices growling and whispering about going and going again who can not get a little turned on? I am also a fan of just driving around listening to this song speeding, but that is completely off topic. It took me awhile to realize that this song was sexual, but if you listen to the lyrics it’s that dark secret underlying the whole thing and that makes it even hotter. I was told tonight by someone that it was a song about a guy giving another guy a blowjob in a car, so who knows? A little sex in the car, no matter what kind, is always fun!
Young Lust – Pink Floyd
Guys, correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t we all need a dirty woman sometimes? And I mean dirty as in She’ll rock them socks off, not dirty as in burns when I pee… Lord no man needs a woman that is THAT kind of dirty. Honestly though, to keep with a theme here, I’m alone right now, it’s 2:30am, and I definately need myself a dirty woman! One of those women that’ll sneak a hand under the table at dinner and give it a squeeze just to watch you squirm until you can get her home and “fucking tear her apart” if you will!!! Whoa… Sorry, got a little carried away. Ahem… Okay I’m good now. Seriously though, this is the ultimate sexy song in my opinion.
Stay tuned, it’s been a few days since the last post so we’ve got a special double post comming up today! Next up… Drunk slut songs!!!!!
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